1. Assemble furniture
    I put together a couple of 8 piece bookshelves with @gregloeffler for our CEO, so basically we're carpenters now
  2. Barter at the market
    Just put me in charge of all hostage negotiations going forward
  3. Bake...anything
    Move over @InaGarten I'm coming for you
  4. Hang up pictures
    Now qualified to be a Smithsonian curator
  5. Paint a room
    Someone give me an HGTV show