THINGS I SEE PEOPLE DO IN THEIR CARS WHILE STUCK IN DC TRAFFIC
We have the worst traffic in the country but some of the best entertainment while sitting in it.
- •Smoking a pipeAM rush hour, Rock Creek Park. That's some old-school dedication. Pretty sure he was also wearing tweed.
- •Making out with person riding shot gunAfternoon, Route 66. Still debating if this counts as heavy PDA since it's technically not "public"
- •Putting on mascaraStop-and-go I-95 North. Girl, you're gonna lose an eyeball when you cause a fender bender.
- •Eating cerealAM rush hour, I-495 West. They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
- •Smoking a joint8 PM I-95 North. Dude, you are both an asshole AND an idiot.
- •Picking their nosePM rush hour, George Washington Parkway.