THINGS THAT NEVER COME OFF OF ME

  1. My freckles
    On my face, legs, and arms.
  2. The two rings on my right hand
    I've had the silver one since 2008 and the thin gold band since 2012. I have a dozen or so other rings and all of them have to take turns on my left hand.
  3. My scars
    I have four. My favorite is a weird spot on my right foot that turns a splotchy purplish color when I'm either really hot (like after a shower) or really cold—in this picture, it's at about a 6/10 on the visibility scale.
  4. The remnants of a permanent bikini bottom tan line
    It just never ever totally fades.