THINGS A TERRIBLE MAN AT THIS COFFEE SHOP HAS DONE IN THE LAST 30 MINUTES

  1. Laughed very loudly to himself for 5 minutes after reading something on his phone.
  2. Sniffed his armpits. Twice.
  3. Reapplied deodorant.
  4. Used FOUR OUTLETS.
  5. Asked the barista if the milk they use is organic.