FUN THINGS TO DO NOW SPRING IS HERE!
- •Stab two Mr Softee ice cream cones onto your chestAKA the Madonna Gaultier corset AKA the 50s Housewife
- •Develop sexy new allergies!Air! Grass! Sun! You should probably just be put in a box in the attic with the Christmas decorations for safekeeping!
- •Fuck a bee!!Oh heck, fuck TEN bees!!!!
- •Pastels!!!!!Pastel dress! Pastel shoes! Pastel hair! Pastel lips! Pastel skin!!! pAStel bLoOD!!!!! PAaaAStel mEMories!!! PaSTEL FOREVER YOU PieCeOFSHiT
- •Find new places to sweat from!Fingertips?? Scalp?!??? Eyeballs???!!?
- •Dionysian orgy with your fellow MaenadsWear naught but animal skins! Drink the milk and honey which springs from the ground beneath your feet! Just fuckin rip a man to shreds with your bare hands if he tries to join!