1. Inside a suit of armor at the Met
    Aka the "Mrs Basil E Frankweiler"
  2. The Coney Island Wonder Wheel
    Cheap AND whimsical! Watch out for seagulls
  3. The prop department of the Delacorte Theater during Shakespeare in the Park
    Will make for a SPOOKTACULAR production of "Titus Andronicus" this summer! (Starting Brian Dennehy and whichever one of the Pretty Little Liars Is available)
  4. The lasagna at Eataly
    Aka the "Mrs Lovett"
  5. Cement shoes at the bottom of the Hudson
    Remember kids--it's always "on fleek" to stick with a classic!!!!
  6. Stuffed inside a booth at Boom Boom Room
    Just because you're dead doesn't mean your Saturday night has to be
  7. One of those psychic parlors which remain inexplicably open in Soho
    They're obviously dealing in endangered animals or something equally shady so work out some kind of "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" deal
  8. The Sewers
    Just beware of the Mole People, who possess ancient magicks and fear Upworlders
  9. Gawker HQ
    Then leak the lead to Gothamist