TOP 5 REASONS JYNX IS BETTER THAN THE JINX
- •Jynx is an Generation-One Ice/Psychic type Pokemon. It is the starting Pokemon of gym leader Lorelai."The Jinx" is a 2015 HBO documentary series about Robert Durst. It is not the starting Pokemon of any gym leader.
- •Jynx's signature move is Lovely Kiss, a non-damaging Normal-type move which puts the enemy to sleep.Robert Durst's signature move is Execution-Style Murder, an extremely damaging Abnormal-type move which puts the enemy in little pieces in a river.
- •Jynx's original design was met with great controversy, as many accused creators Gamefreak and Nintendo of perpetrating racist stereotypes with a design that invoked blackface."The Jinx"'s original airing was met with great controversy as many accused filmmakers Jarecki, Smerling, and Stuart-Pontier of withholding evidence which might have helped indict Robert Durst earlier. (Actually, I think "The Jinx" wins here.)
- •At level 30, Jynx evolves from Smoochum.At age 39, Robert Durst murdered his wife.
- •After sustaining a sufficient amount of damage, Jynx (like all Pokemon) can be imprisoned in a Pokeball.After sustaining a sufficient amount of public scrutiny, Robert Durst (like all wealthy white men) can avoid imprisonment for a number of decades.