REASONS WHY WEBSTER IS THE SLOBBERIEST
- 1.His teeth are made of calcified drool.
- 2.He salivates at the sight of his owner (or any female with brown hair that could possibly be his owner).
- 3.While standing, his tongue reaches the floor.
- 4.When thirsty, he can drink his excess saliva.
- 5.He is always drooling.