1. I can make neurotic lists about anything I want
    Or woah it's possible this is available to a person on this app with any number of followers
  2. My employer will not see this list
  3. No one is around to care when I accidentally make a grammar error
  4. I can share this weird picture of me sitting on the floor that I have been wanting to put on the Internet for ages but I just can't find the right moment