Things I did before my first date

I went on my first date in over 2 years last night. We were supposed to meet for dinner at 5 and then go from there (I had no idea he was a grandpa). This is what I had to do to prepare.
  1. 1.
    Was very indecisive about how much to eat for lunch.
    We were going to a super good pizza place and I wanted to be hungry for it, but not so hungry that I got cranky. I ended up eating at 11:30 and had leftover Chinese. I was the proper amount of hungry for dinner.
  2. 2.
    Held a warm compress to my eye because I woke up with a stye this morning.
    ~She's so lucky, she's a star~
  3. 3.
    Got a haircut.
    This was a bold and stupid move, but it turned out really well, PTL 🙌
  4. 4.
    Looked on list app and other online sources for questions to ask him throughout the night.
    I don't think I ended up asking him any of them.
  5. 5.
    Got nervous and listened to some tunes to calm my nerves.
    Mostly Fleetwood Mac and Simon and Garfunkle. I swear to the Heavens that I'm only 25.
  6. 6.
    Got even more nervous, so I turned off the tunes and started reading Amy Schumer's new book.
    Would highly recommend to all you ladies, btw.
  7. 7.
    Then people in my office started making a bunch of noise and I got really irritated.
    Did I mention that I was at work this whole time? I hear a promotion calling my name!
  8. 8.
    It was finally time to start getting ready so I cranked my tunes again and turned my office into a dressing room.
    This was weird
  9. 9.
    Finally got dressed after airing out and febreezing my clothes all day.
    I didn't want to smell like my office. I have a v sensitive nose.
  10. 10.
    Drove to @costco to get some gas then sat in the parking lot tweezing my eyebrows.
    People looked at me funny, but I needed to get those runaway caterpillars under control and the mirror in my car is amazing so idgaf.
  11. 11.
    Finally met my date and was 5 minutes early as per usual.
    It went really well, btw.