Thoughts of a Christmas Tree Salesmen

  1. Literally anyone can do this job
  2. You only have to know two types of trees
  3. Everyone that comes is literally going to buy a tree, you don't leave without one
  4. The toughest part was tying the tree down
  5. It was so easy I worked with a guy who just got out of prison for dealing heroin
  6. He had a baby mama he would like to talk about
  7. And people would give you tips
  8. For telling them which tree to buy
  9. There was only TWO different trees
  10. Best job of my life