Evil to go

Who doesn't want to be a James Bond villain? However, most of us don't have the resources to pursuit their evil dreams. This are some suggestions for doing the small things that make the world a little worse.
  1. Buying a small engine and let it work around the clock
    To accelerate global warming. Make sure to take a really old and cheap engine that will emit a lot of pollutants additionally. Ideally is one without catalyst. Alternatives: keep your fridge open, heat your appartement with windows open etc. Don't forget: the more inefficient, the better!
  2. Go to a supermarket and buy extremely cheap meat, then throw it away
    Just to increase the suffering of the animals in the world.