IT'S HALLOWEEN AND

  1. I am sober
    Minus hitting a jay a couple of times
  2. I am home alone
    My roommates have lives and I don't
  3. I've been sleep the majority of the day
  4. I watched a lot of Netflix
  5. I got stood up
  6. I spent a lot of my night on FaceTime with my bestest friend
  7. I'm starving
  8. I'm very sad
  9. Okay time for edits
  10. 1. I got stood up TWICE BITCH AND I LOOK SENSATIONAL TONIGHT TF ARE THESE NIGGAS ON
  11. 2. I started arguing with this guy I used to talk to. He's not arguing back, he knows better
  12. 3. I made a bomb ass tuna sandwich
  13. 4. I'm still sad
  14. 5. I wanna have sex and cuddle and sleep
    One out of three ain't bad