Reasons coffee is necessary.

Because...
  1. Strangling people is frowned upon.
  2. No one likes it when you glare at them and repeatedly tell them to just shut up.
  3. It tastes delicious and gives me just a glimmer of hope that the day might go accordingly.
  4. Happy wife, happy life.
  5. I'm seriously not a morning person anymore. I need that caffeine boost to make me feel human again. I go to bed exhausted and wake up the same way. Unless coffee happens.
  6. It's me time. It's the one thing I can do with the 10 free seconds I get to keep all to myself.
  7. It keeps me Young. ;)
  8. I'd call it a guilty pleasure. Some coffee flavors can legitimately take you to foreign lands. And getting away from it all can be nice sometimes.