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Inspired by @kenan14
- •Win A Date With Tad HamiltonThere is this one line "Everyone is Tad Hamilton to someone." Gets me every time. Plus it's just adorably goofy. Topher Grace can get it.
- •ShawshankDo I need to justify this one?
- •CasablancaRick, Rick, Rick ... *sigh* Rick
Life is hard with a limited vocabulary.
- •Where do you work?
- •Do you like France?
- •Who do you prefer in your family?
- •Hated it!!Said in a sing songy voice, like that helps.
- •What do you think, there will be tampons everywhere?I don't remember why I said this but I instantly regretted it.
- •Uhhhhh OKSarcastic tone - am I 12?
Leaving my job of 5 years.
- •Yes! I'm so excited! I can't wait to get out of here.
- •I don't even have any work left to do! 👯
- •A surprise party? Wow, these guys are really nice!
- •My daughter don't like no schoolBlues track
- •Granny got a new pair of TevasAlso blues
- •I'm gonna kill this lady in front of me at TargetThrash metal - just me screaming the one line over loud ass guitars
Now would be a good time
- •Talking about Toby Kieth
- •Sharing detailed info about Girl Scouts and Civil Air Patrol
- •Complaining her Puerto Rican neighbor is too excited to share that she is from Puerto Rico