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  1. Win A Date With Tad Hamilton
    There is this one line "Everyone is Tad Hamilton to someone." Gets me every time. Plus it's just adorably goofy. Topher Grace can get it.
  2. Shawshank
    Do I need to justify this one?
  3. Casablanca
    Rick, Rick, Rick ... *sigh* Rick
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Life is hard with a limited vocabulary.
  1. Where do you work?
  2. Do you like France?
  3. Who do you prefer in your family?
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  1. Hated it!!
    Said in a sing songy voice, like that helps.
  2. What do you think, there will be tampons everywhere?
    I don't remember why I said this but I instantly regretted it.
  3. Uhhhhh OK
    Sarcastic tone - am I 12?
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Leaving my job of 5 years.
  1. Yes! I'm so excited! I can't wait to get out of here.
  2. I don't even have any work left to do! 👯
  3. A surprise party? Wow, these guys are really nice!
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  1. My daughter don't like no school
    Blues track
  2. Granny got a new pair of Tevas
    Also blues
  3. I'm gonna kill this lady in front of me at Target
    Thrash metal - just me screaming the one line over loud ass guitars
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Now would be a good time
  1. Talking about Toby Kieth
  2. Sharing detailed info about Girl Scouts and Civil Air Patrol
  3. Complaining her Puerto Rican neighbor is too excited to share that she is from Puerto Rico
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