Things My Coworker Can Stop Doing

Now would be a good time
  1. Talking about Toby Kieth
  2. Sharing detailed info about Girl Scouts and Civil Air Patrol
  3. Complaining her Puerto Rican neighbor is too excited to share that she is from Puerto Rico
  4. Complaining that her Cuban neighbor must be hiding something because he never mentions he Cuban
  5. Chewing
  6. Sneezing like a balloon with the air slowly being let out followed by an orgasm
    I had honestly never in my life heard a sound like this before. If only this app had audio attachment capabilities.