Things I Think When I'm Run on the Treadmill Depending the Song I'm Listening
- •Hypnotize By BiggieI'm a UFC fighter, I'm making my entrance. I'm smooth, confident, and just enjoying the flow with 10 thousand people moving their head. I'm the big dog
- •Can't hold Us by MacklemoreNow I'm a soccer player; it is the semifinal of a tournament, the other team were trash talking before the game, but now we are playing at home. We win 3-0, I scored 2 goals, and I celebrated my last goal going with the fans
- •Style By Taylor SwiftWhy I have this song in my workout playlist? i don't really know; but, I'm picking up this platonic girl at midnight in a 70s Mustang Mach 1. Some mysterious James Dean shit. Kinda cool
- •Roar By Katy PerryI'm back being a soccer super star. A british midtable team sign me up. I'm young and unproved. A lot of critics, but I will show them. Every goal, every nice play, I look at the opposite fans and shut them up. I look at them with the intensity of a tiger. I'm basically Cristiano Ronaldo in 2011-2012 proving myself all angry, or MJ after being eliminated by the Pistons' badboys.
- •You got the dirtee love by Florence + The MachineObviously is the soundtrack of my YouTube highlight video, of my amazing utopic and fantasy soccer career at my treadmill dream
- •Voodoo Child by HendrixAfter an amazing season I Didn't win the Ballon D'or (best player of the year award). I'm mad, and I want to prove something. I'm a killer, I score tons of goals, But I don't celebrate, I just look mad at the camera. We play against Barcelona, before the game i stared non stopping Lionel Messi (he won the award). i shut him down,I scored 3 goals; after my third goal, I looked at the fans and Messi pointing with my finger that I'm the number one and I shouted "I'm the king of Barcelona" madness..
- •Dog days are over by Florence + The MachineI win the World cup with Mexico, and highest scored of the tournament, plus best player too. I cried with the fans, we suffered, and In my first interview I say that I only did it for Mexico, and for the fans, I started crying meanwhile running. Wtf Luis?!?
- •Finally Juicy by BiggiePerfect ending of this imagination, I accomplished all, 3 ballon D'or, 2 World Cups, 5 Champions League, and 255 calories burned.