Chapter Titles for My Autobiography

If I were to write an autobiography, it would be in the comedy section.
  1. All my friends are boys. And still are. But taller with somewhat decent jobs.
  2. Job Corps- nothing but sex, drugs and rock and roll. Really.
  3. The army sounds better than being homeless. Sign me up!
  4. Temp jobs and couch surfing is fun. In moderation.
  5. Somewhat stable, but still dreaming of Australia.