1. today we ain't got to learn
  2. mom said I shouldn't eat the grass again
  3. can I pee on that tree now?
  4. my mom's arm is squishy
  5. can I throw my bean bag at you
  6. our gym teacher looks like you but he is skinny
  7. woof!
  8. my dad calls this game corn hole and he chases my dog with a stick (mmmm...hoping that's two separate thoughts given at one time)
  9. this bag smells like farts
  10. they went first the last three times. you are not doing your job right.
  11. are you a teacher? (no) good!