Things I Hear While Babysitting a Four Year Old
I babysit a four year old girl who is sharp as a tack and full of love. Kids really do say the darnest things.
- •"Mom, less is more with your lipstick"
- •"Raccoons aren't really into hugs"
- •"Silly Elf got a christmas tree that's big and now he can't put an angel on it."
- •"No no that's a bad word. You better use 'gosh' "
- •After showing me a very phallic drawing: "Hey look! I made a tree that's sprouting love!"