Things I Hear While Babysitting a Four Year Old

I babysit a four year old girl who is sharp as a tack and full of love. Kids really do say the darnest things.
  1. "Mom, less is more with your lipstick"
  2. "Raccoons aren't really into hugs"
  3. "Silly Elf got a christmas tree that's big and now he can't put an angel on it."
  4. "No no that's a bad word. You better use 'gosh' "
  5. After showing me a very phallic drawing: "Hey look! I made a tree that's sprouting love!"