A Few Facts About Me

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  1. I have a rabbit.
    He hates me, cringes when I touch him, and uses all my money on lettuce. True love.
  2. I have a cat.
    She loves me, must always be touching me, and throws up all her food. True true love.
  3. I'm a social worker at a homeless shelter.
    Often my soul is crushed and I'm totally fulfilled at the same time.
  4. I don't know what Tumblr is.
    How it works. What it's for. How you access it. Why is there no E?
  5. I grew 2 pumpkins this year.
    Just look at that little guy! I did that! Also, nature helped.