Reasons Living Alone Is the Worst

It's actually the best. But some things are inconvenient.
  1. Jars
    Jars, bottles, really anything that is hard to open. Sometimes you need spare muscles.
  2. Rent
    Why is life so expensive? Will someone just give me money and not live with me?
  3. Turkey dogs
    Sometimes you just want a turkey dog. All times turkey dogs come in packs of 8. And buns. Thanks Oscar Mayer for making assumptions about my life.
  4. Cleaning
    There's no one to split the chores with.
    Suggested by   @kate81
  5. No one to talk to in person when you come home at the end of the day and have a story to tell!
    Suggested by   @evak
  6. spiders.
    or any type of insect lurking in the home at all. who's gonna get rid of it? not me, that's who
    Suggested by   @jessicannoli
  7. Being sick
    I'm supposed to drive myself to the drug store? Im supposed to make my own food? Im supposed to get out of bed?