Recent "Theme" Parties I've Been Invited To

Some of which I've actually attended. What does it mean?!?
  1. "crazy leggings" party
    And some were really crazy... the lion legs are mine
  2. "jorts" party
    Which involved "business on top." (basically blazers and cut-offs)
  3. Turtleneck party
    This clothing item does not require parentheses
  4. Jumpsuit and/or onesie party