1. You're not an easy person to date, you know?
    He knows
  2. I mean, I know you're just a guy
    To which he said, "I'm totally just a guy." And I replied, "I know."
  3. You're really quite unavailable, aren't you?
    He said, "I'm not unavailable!" But that doesn't make him available, now does it?
  4. How was your meeting with the Pakistani Parliament?
  5. I hate millennials
    Apparently, I am a millennial
  6. Do you ever talk on the phone?