Things I Actually Said on a Fourth Date Last Night
- •You're not an easy person to date, you know?He knows
- •I mean, I know you're just a guyTo which he said, "I'm totally just a guy." And I replied, "I know."
- •You're really quite unavailable, aren't you?He said, "I'm not unavailable!" But that doesn't make him available, now does it?
- •How was your meeting with the Pakistani Parliament?
- •I hate millennialsApparently, I am a millennial
- •Do you ever talk on the phone?