The Moment You Realize You've Turned Into an LA Douchebag
- •This beautiful Monday morning,
- •While wearing yoga pants,
- •I drove my Prius,
- •While listening to NPR,
- •And honking at yoga bitches on Larchmont,
- •To get 8 bottles of juice for a 1 day juice cleanse,
- •Then bought a $15 green salad entitled "I am Fulfilled" at Cafe Gratitude.
- •All so I can lose 3 pounds of water weight for a headshot photo shoot tomorrow.
- •Apologies to my NYC peeps.