Things That Cause You to Murmur "This World Is Fucked".
- •Bad facelifts on actresses I love.
- •That picture of a dead polar bear because of shrinking ice on NatGeo Instagram.
- •When people don't use their turn signals.
- •My Serbian truck driver next door neighbor who blasts the worst EDM music at 2am.
- •When my local Whole Foods doesn't carry my salami, so I have to travel to a different Whole Foods.
- •Everything Whoopie Goldberg has said in the last 6 months.
- •Anyone who would vote for Trump.
- •Oh yeah, the Syrian refugee crisis, Middle East wars, the AIDS epidemic in Africa and millions of girls being denied education throughout the world.