THE FUNNIEST/MEANEST THINGS MY STUDENTS HAVE SAID TO ME...

Because they have no filter and I have no pride.
  1. "You know... You don't have to get a husband one day... Maybe just get a dog."
    Then his mom followed up with "cats are even easier"
  2. "Oh. You've moved your hair around today... I don't like it."
    Good morning to you too!
  3. "My mom says you lie about your age."
    Your mom is kind of a jerk.
  4. "Are you even trying to get married?"
    I mean, I think I am
  5. "All you have to do is find a guy that likes what you like. You like Starbucks, find a boyfriend there"
    This escalated when this student later saw me with a Starbucks cup and followed up with a "SO, any guys?"
  6. "OH! That's why you dressed like a pilgrim today! Because it's almost Thanksgiving"
    I've never worn that skirt again....
  7. "Why did you make your eyes so angry today?"
    ... There goes that new eyeliner....