THE GREATEST AND WORST COMPLIMENTS I'VE RECEIVED (LATELY)

If you don't have anything nice to say, then say it to me apparently
  1. "Oh my God, you're hilarious'
    Thank you. I think so too.
  2. "I would've guessed you were older"
    This is not a nice thing to say.
  3. "I couldn't pull that off, but you look cute"
    I'm still not sure if this is a compliment or an insult.
  4. "There's no way I could eat all of that"
    You know what? I'll take two.
  5. "I mean you're cute, so I don't get why you're single"
    Code for- there must be something seriously wrong with with you.