AMERICA'S WORST IMMIGRANTS

  1. Frederick Drumpf
    German-born grandfather of Donald Trump who came to America in 1885. He opened a brothel called the Poodle Dog, which is a terrible name for a brothel. He actually returned to Germany a few years later but was expelled from the country. Just so you are clear on that: He. Went. Back. AND THEN THEY RETURNED HIM TO US. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK GERMANY.
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