MY FRIENDS MENU FOR THE REPUBLICAN DEBATE

  1. Jeb Bush's guacamole
  2. Donut Trump
  3. Chris Krispy Kreme
  4. Scotch Walker
  5. Mike Huckatea
  6. Ted Thin Cruzt Pizza with Rand Paulish Sausage
  7. Marco Rubio Grapefruit
  8. Ben CarSunny-D
  9. Rick Santorum Punch
  10. Lindsay Graham Crackers
  11. Bobby Jindalaya
  12. Carly Fiornitinis
  13. Tea Party Sandwiches
  14. Left & Right (Chicken) Wings
  15. Mitt Juleps