She's quite the catch that @DanaHamilton
  1. "I've blocked pretty much everyone I've ever gone on a date with."
  2. "He ate pussy like he was gettin' paid to do it."
  3. "If you crack your toes during sex I'll vomit on your vagina."
  4. "Given these statistics, if you go on a date with me, there's a 50% chance I'll sleep with you."
  5. "I'm team little dick."