THINGS MY MOTHER SAYS AFTER TWO GLASSES OF WINE
Here we go.
- •"When I retire I want to become an Uber driver. I'd be good at that!"
- •"Where do you want me to be buried? Should I get a place for both of us?"
- •Apparently everyone is invited.
- •"Your father was half sinner, half saint."She suddenly developed an Irish accent for that one.
- •"I want you to marry the son I never had and have 3 children."