Inspired by @ListPrompts
  1. Mushroom suit. It's a thing. Really. Google it.
  2. Pretty much all the ways to dispose of a body are terrible for the environment.
  3. EXCEPT FOR THE MUSHROOM SUITS. Pretend that's me in there, dead.
  4. If this proves to be impossible, I'd like to be a cadaver the FBI runs experiments on. Like, they leave me in a river somewhere, fish me out a year later, and document what has happened so they can solve murders later. I'm a bad bitch dead or alive!