WHAT IT'S LIKE TO DATE ME (A GEMINI)

Like @amber, I received a link to my zodiac sign from @DanaDigsYou. So this is what it's like to date me according to SUN SIGNS by Linda Goodman.
  1. "The only difference between a girl born under the twins and a harem is her apparent lack of interest in earthly passion."
    Isn't that the whole (sexist, orientalist) appeal of harems? So, I'm just a group of bored women? What happens if you have a harem full of Geminis?
  2. "Until she matures, romance is only a game for her."
    Hmm alright, Linda, that's fair.
  3. "She can be fickle and unpredictable to an incredible degree."
    Ouch.
  4. "Mercury females aren't as heartless as they seem to be at times."
    👼
  5. "The Gemini girl needs your pity, not your anger. It's painfully difficult for her to really commit herself to one person at a time."
    No comment.
  6. "Give her credit. She'll usually manage to keep her bewilderment at her own complex character to herself, and not burden you with it."
    Well. Yeah. Sounds accurate.
  7. "She's a lively and gay companion."
    Hell yeah!
  8. "No woman you've ever met will delight you with more imaginative ways of loving you and such appealing charm."
    That is going into my Tinder profile.
  9. "A Gemini woman can play the giddy party girl to perfection, flattering a helpless, trapped male right out of his mind and bank book."
    Jeez. I think it's clear to everyone that Linda dated a Gemini gal and it didn't go well.
  10. "You'll find her a great pal."
    You know, when she's not flattering you out of your bank book.
  11. "It's only fair to warn you that this girl can sincerely believe she's in love, and find other men attractive at the same time."
    Isn't that true for everyone? No?
  12. "If you mention a trip to Europe, her eyes will sparkle. She's a sophisticate."
    👁👁
  13. "Your Gemini will never take a train when she can fly. She'll never be silent when she can speak. She'll never turn away when she can help. And she'll never walk when she can run."
    Aww thanks, Linda.
  14. "I can tell you that one Gemini girl equals several women. But I'm afraid it's up to you to delve into the advanced algebra of sorting them out."
  15. I think the real take away from all this is don't date me.