5 Things I'd rather do then see Hamilton with Hillary Clinton

I was recently asked if I'd like to see the play Hamilton at the same time as Hilary Clinton. here's what I'd rather do
  1. Share a drink with Bill Cosby
  2. Let Jared Fogle babysit my children
  3. Believe a Brian Williams story
  4. Be Josh Duggars sister
  5. Sleep with Charlie Sheen