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- •Ted Cruz is terrifying from both far away and up close. Especially up close.
- •Me everyday
- •Beyoncé tho...
The most memorable House of Cards plot lines ranked by how much I screamed "Oh shit!" at my computer. Obviously this is a list of spoilers of the best parts.
- 9.When fake-Putin kissed ClaireI thought Frank was going to deck him. Kinda disappointed he didn't.
- 8.When Frank betrays FreddyThis broke my heart. Frank is a soulless bastardized.
- 7.Finally killing RachelJesus Doug. Enough personal conflict already. We all saw this coming. Though I do admit to screaming "oh shit!" when I heard that van speed up.
- •Sea salt and vinegar chipsI could eat probably six bags of these while stoned. I eat these until I can't feel the inside of my mouth anymore.
- •Chocolate chip cookie doughDon't even get me started. I have been known to eat a whole roll of this while watching an entire season of House of Cards without blinking while high out of my mind. I will eat this until I puke.
- •Pizzzzzzaaaaaa🍕🍕🍕🍕Duh. And I can't even digest lactose.