Requested by Miranda


The most memorable House of Cards plot lines ranked by how much I screamed "Oh shit!" at my computer. Obviously this is a list of spoilers of the best parts.
  1. 9.
    When fake-Putin kissed Claire
    I thought Frank was going to deck him. Kinda disappointed he didn't.
  2. 8.
    When Frank betrays Freddy
    This broke my heart. Frank is a soulless bastardized.
  3. 7.
    Finally killing Rachel
    Jesus Doug. Enough personal conflict already. We all saw this coming. Though I do admit to screaming "oh shit!" when I heard that van speed up.
  4. 6.
    Threesome with Meechum
    Don't get me wrong. I fucking loved this. But this was more excited "oh shit!" screams.
  5. 5.
    When Claire disclosed her sexual assault
    This was the baddest bitch moment of the whole show. 👸🏼
  6. 4.
    When Frank killed Peter
    This was the moment y'all. The moment you knew Frank was bad fucking news. There is no coming back from this moment.
  7. 3.
    When Claire leaves
    To be fair my "oh shit!"s were intermingled with "yes queen!"s but it still was crazy.
  8. 2.
    When Frank pushed Zoë in front of the train
    If you didn't scream "oh shit!" for 10 fucking minutes after this episode ended you probably don't have a soul.
  9. 1.
    When Frank tapped his damn ring
    You know you screamed