HOUSE OF CARDS PLOT LINES - RANKED BY "OH SHIT!" FACTOR
The most memorable House of Cards plot lines ranked by how much I screamed "Oh shit!" at my computer. Obviously this is a list of spoilers of the best parts.
- 9.When fake-Putin kissed ClaireI thought Frank was going to deck him. Kinda disappointed he didn't.
- 8.When Frank betrays FreddyThis broke my heart. Frank is a soulless bastardized.
- 7.Finally killing RachelJesus Doug. Enough personal conflict already. We all saw this coming. Though I do admit to screaming "oh shit!" when I heard that van speed up.
- 6.Threesome with MeechumDon't get me wrong. I fucking loved this. But this was more excited "oh shit!" screams.
- 5.When Claire disclosed her sexual assaultThis was the baddest bitch moment of the whole show. 👸🏼
- 4.When Frank killed PeterThis was the moment y'all. The moment you knew Frank was bad fucking news. There is no coming back from this moment.
- 3.When Claire leavesTo be fair my "oh shit!"s were intermingled with "yes queen!"s but it still was crazy.
- 2.When Frank pushed Zoë in front of the trainIf you didn't scream "oh shit!" for 10 fucking minutes after this episode ended you probably don't have a soul.
- 1.When Frank tapped his damn ringYou know you screamed