1. More frosting, less cake
  2. I think I'm wearing a shirt as a dress
  3. Am I black?
  4. Fourth grade frenimies
  5. Mullets are weird
  6. Child laborer
  7. Shennagains and tomfoolery
  8. I think I'm still drunk
  9. Chelsea Handler was my spirit animal
  10. Tackling adulthood, one poop joke at a time
  11. Young and awesome