1. That Louis CK
  2. That a man my age doesn't floss more often.
  3. What kind of craziness these politicians get themselves up to sex-wise
  4. That Jennifer Lawrence passing herself off as a teenager
  5. The laws keeping people from loving who they want
  6. Grown men and women dressing up in their underwear getting paid millions for those superhero movies
  7. Not advanced tooth decay. That shit's not funny at all.