THINGS THAT MAKE MY DENTAL HYGIENIST LAUGH
- •That Louis CK
- •That a man my age doesn't floss more often.
- •What kind of craziness these politicians get themselves up to sex-wise
- •That Jennifer Lawrence passing herself off as a teenager
- •The laws keeping people from loving who they want
- •Grown men and women dressing up in their underwear getting paid millions for those superhero movies
- •Not advanced tooth decay. That shit's not funny at all.