1. I've had David Sedaris fatigue going on 12 or so years.
  2. I think chocolate dipped strawberries are tacky, not romantic.
  3. In general, I don't like the way US teachers and other adults dealing with kids in the US talk to and treat kids.
  4. Pokemon Go ... Is it already over?
  5. Long Beach, Calif., where I've lived for 11 years, is a polluted, expensive, segregated city with an inflated sense of itself, led by a ridiculous mayor who's looking for his next big thing and not at all concerned with the real problems in this city like affordable housing, equality and pollution.
  6. Saying the Pledge of Allegiance is creepy
  7. I like bacon as much as anyone but that cult of bacon —baayyyycuuuun—I don't know, too much?