Free New Ideas
To claim, please send a self-addressed envelope to 30 Rockefeller Plaza requesting two tickets to an SNL taping. Destroy the tickets when you receive them. Wait three weeks and shake hands with the first person to say "good morning" after that waiting period. Then you will receive your idea free of charge.
- •Parachute Life BoatsLike maritime life boats, but for planes.
- •HolodayLet's change "Holiday" to "Holoday" so that it's cool to celebrate the holidays via hologram like the Jedi council.
- •Un-sticky GrapefruitNo one asked for this...yet.
- •People WheelLike a hamster wheel, but for people. And no, treadmills don't count, because sometimes I step on them and they break.
- •Virtual Reality HeadphonesVirtual reality shouldn't just be for the eyes.
- •Burrito DronesIf planes can drop two megatons of bombs, then a drone can bring me a freaking burrito.