My Beach Pictures, Ranked by How Basic as Fuck They Are

  1. 9.
    Gimme a break.
  2. 8.
    What am I laughing at? Nothing goddammit.
  3. 7.
    Nice desktop background, turd.
  4. 6.
    Look at the camera for shit's sake!
  5. 5.
    My brother's a workaholic who doesn't spend all day making lists on some dumb app.
  6. 4.
    But we're brothers so we cool.
  7. 3.
    Pay attention to me.
  8. 2.
    We so cool.
  9. 1.
    Dammit.