Things Overheard on Ash Wednesday

  1. "You got something on your- oh wait, nevermind"
  2. "You are from dust and to dust you shall return"
  3. "I'm so oily right now" / "I better not break out because of this"
  4. "I just accidentally scratched my forehead again"
  5. "My cross looks like a <insert appropriate animal>"
  6. "Do you have any vegetarian entrees?"
    Rebuttal: "Yes, I'm aware this is a Jack in the Box"