Top 5 Things I Hear From My Therapist
- 5.I'm not one of the voices in your head and yes, I can prove it.
- 4.Stop calling me Sigmund.
- 3.You can retake your IQ test as many times as you want and it won't change anything.
- 2.You're not copaying me enough to put up with this bullshit.
- 1.The couch cannot accommodate two people if they're both laying down and no, I will not be testing that anytime soon.