Top 5 Things I Hear From My Therapist
- •I'm not one of the voices in your head and yes, I can prove it.
- •Stop calling me Sigmund.
- •You can retake your IQ test as many times as you want and it won't change anything.
- •You're not copaying me enough to put up with this bullshit.
- •The couch cannot accommodate two people if they're both laying down and no, I will not be testing that anytime soon.