1. Just like a "reality" show!
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  2. Must have been a "rigged" podium!
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  3. Oh wait, here's the rigged microphone!
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  4. It's TREMENDOUS!
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  5. That makes me smart.
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  6. Because the Chinese started the global warming hoax.
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  7. No stamina.
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  8. Smile!
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  9. Too enthusiastic
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  10. Too emotional.
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  11. Too aggressive.
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  12. Doesn't look Presidential
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  13. Perfect!
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  14. No explanation needed.
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  15. White Men are the last group you can discriminate against and not get in trouble for it.
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  16. It better happen and be real.
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