1. My Middle School child refused to do her math.
  2. Hubby called said child and she expressed the following:
  3. "I hate math"
  4. "And I don't like the teacher who teaches it."
  5. Oh, did I mention she's homeschooled?
  6. Sorry, Kiddo, you'll have to put up with me!
  7. Also, I have a mad crush on my student's Father.