Others I Hope to See Speak at the RNC

I need more speeches! Preferably original material only.
  1. Victoria Jackson
    Beyond the Tea Party. Possibly right of the Delusional Party. I believe this political organization probably exists
  2. James Woods
    Can't believe that I actually had a crush on him.
  3. Real World alum Rep. Sean Duffy and Rachel Campos Duffy
    Oh, wait! They WERE there! We need Pam and Judd, Real World San Fran NOW!
  4. This Blogger
  5. This one dentist against Trident.
    "You can't tell people what to do with their bodies! Unless you are a woman! "
  6. The author of this coloring book, "Beginner's Bible Coloring Book."
    I know a bunch of people who would totally listen to this guy in earnest. And buy the coloring book.
  7. The three POC that support Trump and make Trump supporters say, "See! See! He CAN'T be racist!"
    Enter Stacey Dash.
  8. Caitlyn Jenner who will claim that the Party is inclusive because she is there.
    By the way, I'm happy she is a peace with herself because I can't imagine living a life where you can't be who you are. But, how are you now not fully supportive of you LBGTQ brothers and sisters?
  9. Kirk Cameron
    Because, Jesus would totally support a good Christian like Trump.
  10. Willie Aames
    Sensing a pattern here. Still thinking Jesus is wondering how these folks got his message so wrong.
  11. Representatives of any ethnic group that Trump has referred to as "the" or "my"
    As in "Here's my Lithuanian!"
  12. People who start sentences with, "I'm not a racist but..,"
  13. A group who say "I have a Black/Mexican/Gay friend so, I can't be a bigot."
  14. Rosie O'Donnell
    Just to freak everyone out.