THINGS I'VE SEEN/HEARD THIS AM

I've been awake an hour.
  1. Bubba the Love Sponge
  2. Bubba and his offer to share his wife with Hulk Hogan. Please note, this is "alleged."
  3. Uterus transplant!
  4. The realization that "RUMP" is in "TRUMP"
  5. OJ Juror got in fist fights over verdict. Stands by decision.
  6. Realizing it's National Pancake Day and I might not have all the ingredients to make them.
  7. And this GIF search for "Trump Rally."