Things My 11 Year Old Asked About Last Week

  1. "What's V.D.?"
    Somewhere during the explanation, I quoted Will Forte as a disabled man who regrets nothing but herpes.
  2. "What's an orgasm?"
    I may have quoted my high school health teacher. She was very open and progressive and said this as a little joke.
  3. "What's rape?"
    No GIF, no silly photos or quotes. No means no. Drunk means help her, not have sex with her. Stop means stop. You are a human. You have the capability to stop.