HARD AT WORK

Some people may think a Jack Russell can't hold down a job. Some people would be wrong.
  1. I help my mom all day while she works.
  2. When she's on a conference call, I have to be very quiet. Sometimes, they last all day.
  3. I'll admit, there are times when I'm a bit bored.
  4. Sometimes I travel to important meetings at big law firms.
    If I'm lucky, I get to sit on the conference table.
  5. I like to try out a variety of laps at every meeting.
  6. Sometimes the meetings are a bit boring.
    Get to the point, people!
  7. But I can usually convince someone to join me in a rousing game of coffee cup catch.
    Don't knock it until you try it.
  8. Sometimes, I'm forced to offer subtle hints that it's time to call it a day.
    Aarrrggghhh!